Diego's Umbrella

Got a DWI on the way from the concert in Hamden, can I get a DU scholarship for my legal expenses? ...cause, clearly, I am a friggin' scholar.

Diego's Umbrella responded on 08/02/2011

Oh, man, that's horrible news. I have no access to any DWI jokes at this time, so I will just say that we are pulling for you.

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