Diego's Umbrella

Would ANY of you fine gentlemen do me the honour of banging my wife?

Diego's Umbrella responded on 08/03/2011

Were you not yet married, we would of course invoke ius primae noctis and all have a go at the gal. We prefer to get our chores done early, you know. Since it seems that you have already been married for some time, I guess Jake will do it.

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