Diego's Umbrella
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I'm sure this has been asked, but why are you guys so fucking sexy?!

Also, is there a line to get pregnant by Jake?


Diego's Umbrella responded on 09/15/2011
A

Yes, to be frank, it gets asked ad nauseam. In any case, our theory is that it's an indefinable cocktail of luck, booze, vitamins and P-juice.

And, much like the best of the gourmet taco trucks, if you want to get knocked-up by Jake, you need to follow him on Twitter and GET THERE EARLY.

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