I'm sure this has been asked, but why are you guys so fucking sexy?!
Also, is there a line to get pregnant by Jake?
Yes, to be frank, it gets asked ad nauseam. In any case, our theory is that it's an indefinable cocktail of luck, booze, vitamins and P-juice.
And, much like the best of the gourmet taco trucks, if you want to get knocked-up by Jake, you need to follow him on Twitter and GET THERE EARLY.