Diego's Umbrella

Does Diego's Umbrella prefer Mayo or Miracle Whip? Pepsi or Coke? Fanta or Crush Orange Soda? Trojan or LifeStyle? Absolute or GreyGoose? HandJob or Blow up Doll? KY or AstoGlide? Red or Black?

Diego's Umbrella responded on 12/06/2011

We don't like mayo, don't drink soda or vodka, and don't use rubbers.

If it MUST be a handjob, Swiss Navy is always nice.

We heard recently that red is the new black, but they are both fine choices. For more fashion tips, check www.diegosumbrella.com

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